Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

19 Jan 2021
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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

  • You know, after one month, I realized this is actually Buttered Noodles with a heart attack of parmesan. I’m not crazy right?

    Elijah LimjocoElijah LimjocoOrë më parë
  • The translation in the begging is way off

    Geovany AriasGeovany Arias12 orë më parë
  • Tip for microwaving butter: turn down the power to 50%

    Samantha LoweSamantha Lowe16 orë më parë
  • as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro

    Letizia CannoneLetizia CannoneDitë më parë
  • i am in love.

    sandie accariersandie accarierDitë më parë
  • “Butter fetish” Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!

    CrIMson RedCrIMson RedDitë më parë
  • what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning

    Virginia RivaVirginia RivaDitë më parë
  • As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...

    RebeccaH808RebeccaH808Ditë më parë
  • I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.

    MyGuitarTwerksMyGuitarTwerksDitë më parë
  • Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing

  • Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol

    Anne CaruAnne Caru2 ditë më parë
  • i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”

    jianna wjianna w2 ditë më parë
  • dude you killed it , so funny !

    R CR C3 ditë më parë
  • Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩

    Nonpro MinecraftersNonpro Minecrafters3 ditë më parë
  • Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!

    RemyCherryBomb GamingRemyCherryBomb Gaming3 ditë më parë
  • I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes

    Emma JenkinEmma Jenkin3 ditë më parë
  • "Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely

    ChebronChebron3 ditë më parë
  • Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    mrboogy1mrboogy13 ditë më parë
  • I have those exact tongs

    NoodleHqNoodleHq4 ditë më parë
  • So you are 35 years old?

    Twin TyaraTwin Tyara4 ditë më parë
  • I am 22 & Single Sad

    Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_0084 ditë më parë
  • Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    MemonkeMemonke7 ditë më parë
  • dats what good pussy sounds like

    C BC B8 ditë më parë
  • I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    gdlkgdlk8 ditë më parë
  • So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    Fay Anne Aura ArtsFay Anne Aura Arts8 ditë më parë
  • 10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    ClassyAFClassyAF8 ditë më parë
  • As a Italian I can say this looks good

    James PrayterJames Prayter8 ditë më parë
  • This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    JRJR9 ditë më parë
  • is your name jordan schlansky?

    Yonah2EYonah2E10 ditë më parë
  • 3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    BS CorvinBS Corvin10 ditë më parë
  • yuh

    fantasia yoofantasia yoo10 ditë më parë
  • *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    Ueu Ch.Ueu Ch.11 ditë më parë
  • I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    Kuka SimmonKuka Simmon11 ditë më parë
  • wow i subscribed

    TylerTyler12 ditë më parë
  • I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    Harriet GoughHarriet Gough12 ditë më parë
  • 0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    SonyTheSunGodSonyTheSunGod12 ditë më parë
  • My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    Cesar RangelCesar Rangel13 ditë më parë
  • ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    DiamondJax08DiamondJax0813 ditë më parë

    Common ArtCommon Art13 ditë më parë
  • Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    Wondie KgosiemangWondie Kgosiemang14 ditë më parë
  • So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    I Break ThingsI Break Things14 ditë më parë
  • i have the same bed frame

    William SampsonWilliam Sampson15 ditë më parë
  • Puncharini your dongoroni

    RazorblizRazorbliz15 ditë më parë
  • I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    Marcus EnosMarcus Enos15 ditë më parë
  • I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    Doge CoontDoge Coont16 ditë më parë
  • Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    tarfathewisetarfathewise16 ditë më parë
  • Ah yes heart attack on plate

    Bartosz ZiółkowskiBartosz Ziółkowski17 ditë më parë
  • "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    Melissa Packard LavinMelissa Packard Lavin17 ditë më parë
  • I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    dépaysementdépaysement18 ditë më parë
  • As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    Craig GradyCraig Grady18 ditë më parë
  • That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    SwiftBlade4SwiftBlade418 ditë më parë
  • The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    seavisionseavision18 ditë më parë
  • Hysterical!....great recipe!

    cbluecblue18 ditë më parë
  • Looks good!

    Microwave cucumberMicrowave cucumber18 ditë më parë
  • I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    ROYAL_ TROYAL_ T18 ditë më parë
  • The commentary 😆😆😆

    Nathan MendozaNathan Mendoza18 ditë më parë
  • Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    Joe yorkJoe york19 ditë më parë
  • Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    Adrian KitsonAdrian Kitson19 ditë më parë
  • 2:22 he is not wearing pants

    Fortune MogonegFortune Mogoneg19 ditë më parë
  • My chest hurts wat thing this

    Gravy BGravy B19 ditë më parë
  • Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    simqbisimqbi19 ditë më parë
  • I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    Khams NoKhams No20 ditë më parë
  • Butter fetish now a thing

    trash gaming dumptrash gaming dump20 ditë më parë
  • Ridiculous.

    Sue XoXoSue XoXo20 ditë më parë
  • This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    TheSmallzfryTheSmallzfry20 ditë më parë
  • "Nice Dissolve"

    Lawrence KassabLawrence Kassab20 ditë më parë
  • lol @ the keto gag

    JimmyBoogalooJimmyBoogaloo20 ditë më parë
  • “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    Erik KochErik Koch21 ditë më parë
  • just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    RooRoo21 ditë më parë
  • i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    BokenBoken21 ditë më parë
  • butter fetish?

    GumGoblinGumGoblin21 ditë më parë
  • Eggs

    Bob BobBob Bob21 ditë më parë
  • Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    Dexpo89Dexpo8922 ditë më parë
  • Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    Tobi PohanTobi Pohan22 ditë më parë
  • "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    Себастьян ФишерСебастьян Фишер22 ditë më parë
  • Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    The Panda BookkeeperThe Panda Bookkeeper22 ditë më parë
  • "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    JuliJuli22 ditë më parë
  • Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    DezimioDezimio22 ditë më parë

    DiceyDicey22 ditë më parë
  • Talk to yass tonight

    Bad Hommie er'ry MumdolfBad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf22 ditë më parë
  • This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    Derek JeterDerek Jeter22 ditë më parë
  • Lmmfao!!!

    Nneon KnighttNneon Knightt22 ditë më parë
  • AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    Prevenge IXPrevenge IX23 ditë më parë
  • Peepee poopoo

    who took a shit in the toiletwho took a shit in the toilet23 ditë më parë
  • If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    Marc HarrisonMarc Harrison23 ditë më parë
  • ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    Aurora BjørkavågAurora Bjørkavåg23 ditë më parë
  • jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    milamila23 ditë më parë
  • I should call her

    Keith WelshKeith Welsh23 ditë më parë
  • 3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    Anirban ChakrabortyAnirban Chakraborty23 ditë më parë
  • I subscribed after 90 seconds

    Qi ZhangQi Zhang23 ditë më parë
  • I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

    Erin T.Erin T.23 ditë më parë
  • You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

    Hope FletcherHope Fletcher23 ditë më parë
  • Ysac is theDoo

    ŸümMy GGGŸümMy GGG23 ditë më parë
  • How did you make the noodles by yourself

    zeyzey23 ditë më parë
  • Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

    Mr DavisMr Davis23 ditë më parë
  • U too funny b

    doddles_of thecraftsdoddles_of thecrafts24 ditë më parë
  • That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

    darknight121000darknight12100024 ditë më parë
  • he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

    wintrparkgrlwintrparkgrl24 ditë më parë
  • Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

    JenJen24 ditë më parë
  • This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

    luke pettisluke pettis24 ditë më parë